I decided to try out one of these free astrology reports to prove the universe is working against me. You be the judge.
Earth months are approximately four to five days longer than Szuranian months, with the exception of February. This makes my birthdate in their calender April 14th. I was born in the morning, albeit a hot morning, but I don't know the exact time. It's not like I was there to record it, afterall. I took my best guess.
Sun in Aries, Moon in Libra
You were born with the Sun in Aries and the Moon in Libra. Your individuality is influenced by Aries, which gives you qualities of leadership, creativity, and enterprise, but your personality traits, which come under the influence of Libra, are the opposite of the Arian traits.
Your image is that of a socially-minded, temperate person, easily influenced by the standards of society. Because of your sixth sense for what people want, you are one step ahead, supplying what is needed before any desire has been mentioned.
These traits could allow you to initiate and complete projects involving large resources. But there is a running battle between the different sides of your nature. The two poles of your character exert opposing forces, causing indecision.
As for your dual traits, the position of the Moon in Libra usually checks the aggressive tendencies of Aries. However, Aries usually has sufficient drive and dynamism to spark the more inert tendencies of Libra, the sign of equilibrium.
The key to your success is to reconcile the force of Aries with the passiveness of Libra.
Easily influenced by the standards of society? I'm a HALF-ELF. If I did that I would be an emotional wreck...
... Don't you say a word...
Ascendant in Taurus, Venus in the Twelfth House
At the time of your birth the zodiacal sign of Taurus was ascending in the horizon. Its ruler Venus is located in the twelfth house.
Taurus is the second sign of the zodiacal belt and within its rulership there are determination, common sense, possessiveness, and a tendency to seek material wealth.
You appear as a solid, secure, even slow person, fond of moving along tangible lines, disliking abstract speculation.
You are loyal and steadfast in your affections. Your overall attitude is amiable, exhibiting much patience in dealings with other people. You are a sensuous person who likes to indulge in healthful but always pleasurable activities. In spite of this, however, you have a tremendous capacity for exercising both will-power and physical strength. A major difficulty you encounter in life is due to your inflexibility; once you have made up your mind, you are closed to all other suggestion or opinion.
Venus, the ruler of your life, appears in the twelfth house. Most of your actions will be hidden and secretive and intense passions that you will feel within the core of your being will awaken your normally calm and methodical nature to feelings that make you forget your previous resolutions and natural prudence.
You must give more attention to your prudent Taurean nature and the healthy advice from your conscience before jumping into secret love adventures. In any case, you are an individual who can find peace and love by voluntarily subduing yourself to periods of seclusion or isolation.
Secret... love... adventures? What?
I seclude myself enough, I suppose... but can anyone blame me?
Mercury Conjunct Ascendant
Mercury conjunct the Ascendant shows that you are intensely preoccupied with yourself. You probably start your conversation with I more often than most people do.
Your mental faculties are well-developed, and for the most part you are bright and witty, so your incessant use of personal pronouns may be tolerated. You are mentally impulsive and rarely give anyone the chance to answer your questions. You are not afraid to speak up when you know you are right, but the fact is, you are not always right. When your views are criticized, you become indignant and argumentative.
Drop dead, Mercury.
Moon in the Sixth House
The Moon was found in your sixth house at the time of birth. Among other things, this indicates that throughout life your work duties will be varied, multiple, and require contact with many people. Healthwise, this may denote a propensity to suffer through excessive changes and motivations.
Psychologically, this position inclines you to act through subordinate roles rather than those of leadership.
A final psychological trait is a secret desire to become known professionally.
A little RECOGNITION would be nice...
Subordinate I am not.
Pluto Opposition Ascendant
Pluto opposition the Ascendant shows that you attract people with powerful egos and strong temperaments. You have a strong desire for close, intimate contact with many of the people you associate with. You make extensive demands of the people you deal with, but you resent it when similar demands are made of you. Such problems can ruin otherwise fascinating relationships.
Your talents lie in your ability to direct people, so public relations is a field you should apply yourself to.
You generally get what you want when you want it, and you do not tolerate refusal of your demands. If you are motivated to change people's attitudes about their social obligations, you can accomplish miracles.
I don't want to get any closer than necessary. Who knows where they've been...
Saturn in the Seventh House
Saturn was found in seventh house at the time of birth. In your dealings with others, you are going to present a very cautious personality and you will work slowly towards the achievement of security. The environment will be a very restricting factor in your life; the same limitations that hinder your relationships with others will emerge in a narrowness of reception to your ideas and emotions. This indicates that the key to more spiritual and material development lies in your response to the several tests destined for you which consist of patiently enduring difficulties through human relationships.
You should remember that Saturn does not lend a propensity to be demonstrative in an emotional sense. It does, in those individuals with whom you will start a lifelong relationship, give a sense of duty and stability of emotions. Yet you are going to experience some sorrow throughout your life in a relationship. This is mostly going to consist of the several limitations that this state is imposing upon your personal freedom.
The key to a better integration of your existence lies in the ability to view these obstacles and binds with philosophical resignation.
... Thanks for the warning...
in the Twelfth House
The Sun was in your twelfth house at the time of birth. This may indicate a life full of limitations, obstacles, and human opposition, but at the same time a lot of inner strength and energy.
You are urged to pause and reflect upon your own accumulated history. Take some time for introspection. It may result in a purification process accompanied by some remorse of conscience.
Internally, you are quite different from the way you present yourself externally. You possess a vast reservoir of energy that may be partially hidden even from your own awareness.
Your internal disposition is strong, commanding, open, and of a rare generosity. More and more you should try to bring these characteristics into the open so that they can overcome some of the less desirable aspects of your personality.
... ... ... Right...
Venus in the Twelfth House
Venus was in the twelfth house at the time of birth.
Only those very close to you have a hint of the little known facets of your personality. Regardless of the way you speak and express yourself, when you are alone, relaxed, and free of worry, you can have a sociable and congenial temperament that runs alongside a generous, kind, and attractive character.
This astrological combination may lead you into clandestine love affairs. Unless you use a great amount of tact and diplomacy, these secret affairs may create social complications that force premature termination.
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